This post is exactly what it says it is. It’s a side by side comparison of My Cat Polly to Donald Trump to decide who would make the better president of the United States.
So. Let’s get started !!!
#1 My Cay Polly is cute !
Donald Trump, not so much !
#2 My Cat Polly is NOT A NAZI !
Donald Trump, Pretty much IS A NAZI !
#3 My Cat Polly had a hard life. She was born and lived out in the woods in the middle of nowhere till I adopted her. She knows what it’s like to struggle to get by !
Donald Trump was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and had everything handed to him !
#4 My Cat Polly HATES RODENTS !
Donald Trump wears a rodent on his head!
#5 MY Cat Polly survived the cat / raccoon wars of 2012 and was awarded “The Shiny Medal”, The cat equivalent of the Medal Of Honor for saving 3 of her fellow kittens from the evil raccoons !!
Donald Trump never fought anywhere or sacrificed anything in his life and was GIVEN a Purple Heart by a veteran . A Purple Heart is given to any soldier who may have gotten wounded in combat, even if the wound occurred while running away and falling down and twisting his or her ankle !
#6 My Cat Polly likes all people, no matter what their color, religion or sexual preference might be. Specially if you feed her or rub her belly !!!
Donald Trump hates everyone who is not a WHITE, HETEROSEXUAL, CHRISTIAN, MALE . Even if they do feed him or rub his belly !
#7 My Cat Polly has never run a business into bankruptcy and is not driven by GREED !!!
Donald Trump has run at least six businesses into bankruptcy, while not losing a penny of his own money because he IS driven by GREED . And he’s actually a terrible business man !
#8 My Cat Polly is basically KIND !!!
Donald Trump is MEAN !!!
#9 My Cat Polly would never build any wall tall enough that she couldn’t jump or climb over !
Donald Trump wants to build a giant wall between Mexico and the United States !
#10 My Cat Polly has never worn any clothing that was manufactured outside of the United States.
Donald Trump’s entire clothing line is produced in CHINA !!!
#11 My Cat Polly would never fire nuclear weapons !
Donald Trump can’t wait to get the codes to our nuclear weapons so that he can NUKE THE MIDDLE EAST !!!!
#12 My Cat Polly will make sure this country remains friends with the rest of the world !
Donald Trump will isolate this country from the rest of the world and make all the other countries hate us !
#13 My Cat Polly loves babies and would never yell at one and have it removed from one of her rallies just because it was crying !
Donald Trump hates crying babies !!!
#14 My Cat Polly doesn’t LIE. If she says she’s hungry, you can be sure she is hungry !
Donald Trump ALWAYS LIES !!!!
#15 My Cat Polly is loyal and does not have a big ego !
Donald Trump cares only about himself and has a gigantic ego !
#16 My Cat Polly has been spayed and can never reproduce. She will never add to the problem of overpopulation.
Donald Trump can reproduce and SHOULD be neutered so that his blood line ends as soon as possible !!!
There you have it.
My Cat Polly is obviously the better candidate for president than Donald Trump.
And if a CAT can be a better candidate, imagine how much better a WOMAN, like Hillary Clinton would be.
I rest my case.
Thank you for your time and please take the time to leave a comment !!!